We've spent a fortune building a safe, high-tech online store. But if you INSIST on shopping via the mail, we won't stop you.

Here's the easiest way to do it...

1. Browse our Stupid Departments and add things to your "Basket" as if you were really shopping online.
2. Once you have selected all your stupid merchandise, go to the Basket Page and click "continue to checkout."
3. Fill in the form with your address and email. Then click CONTINUE.
4. On the next page, it will recap your order and ask which credit card you want to use. Just click any of the cards. (Don't worry, we don't have your number, so we couldn't charge you even if we wanted to.) Click CONTINUE.
5. The next page has your complete order, including shipping charges. PRINT OUT THIS PAGE.  If you want to pay by credit card, write in your card number and expiration date and sign it anywhere. Or you can pay by check or Money Order, made out to Stupid.com.
Mail your order to:

Stupid.com
Mail Order Dept.
68-D Nancy Street
West Babylon, NY 11704

If you have any questions, email us at info@stupid.com.