Laser Image Keychain
Do you have difficulty getting your point across? Trouble making yourself heard? Us too (in case you already couldn't tell from this rambling introduction!)
But worry not, friends, as we've found the perfect solution - this nifty Laser Image Keychain, fully equipped with five different messages, and ready to do the talking for you!
With just a simple press of the button, you can project such laser image phrases as "Good Night", or "Call Me", or even the more obscure (but still equally useful) "Tea Time"! Of course, you can always just shine it people eyes. We know that's what you really want to do.
**Warning: Shining Laser in people's eyes may cause blindness, fatique, and Sudden Death. Do not, we repeat, DO NOT Do that.