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Even the packaging
is violent.

 

Make no mistake about it... 

This is one sicko toy, folks. 

It wasn't  enough to just make a miniature swimming shark. Oh, no. The maniacs who designed this baby went all out.

Pull the string, and this shark races after a poor, hapless swimmer. Actually, it's just the TOP HALF A SWIMMER! (His bottom half is probably inside the shark's belly.) 

The swimmer is already bloody and has absolutely no chance of escape. When the shark catches up to the swimmer, it's teeth clamp down on the torso. End of story.

The Blood Thirsty Psycho Shark is 4-1/2" long and comes with a clip to you can tote him wherever you want.

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