Stupid.Com's Stupid Joke of the Day

IT'S STUPID
JOKE ANALYSIS DAY
Many of the jokes we receive seem to make no sense at all.
But after careful study, we realize that many were quite witty.
For those of you who do not get the Stupid Jokes right away, we have provided a brief Stupid Joke Analysis to help you get the humor.

Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.

from Jerri Westra

Stupid Joke Analysis: This joke is deeper than it appears. Zero represents the emptiness in all of us. While 8, when place horizontal, is the symbol for infinity. So the joke actually reads. What did EMPTINESS say to INFINITY? Nice belt. NOW do you get it?

There was this one frog who thought he could have everything in the world. After years of practice, he did.

from Crystal64

Stupid Joke Analysis: The joke is not in the punchline, but in the word "practice." Did you ever see a frog practicing? If you did, you know how funny this joke is.

a pig in the mud
a pig in the tub

from Lee Silverstein

Stupid Joke Analysis: This witty rhyme needs no explanation. Just remember what "mud" and "tub" are read backwards.

A man go to the pharmacy and asks for 400 preservatives. The pharmacy man says "isn't more cheap to you to plastificate it?"

from Juegos

Stupid Joke Analysis: This one has us a little puzzled. Maybe if we knew what "plastificate" meant we would get the humor. WE do find the term "pharmacy man" instead of "pharmacist" kind of phunny.