JESUS SAVES BANK
Really, how could you NOT put a few coins in this beatific bank? Jesus said, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God," but he never said anything about people with pocket change.
Though it's only made from hard rubber, your money is safe here. What thief would dare steal a bank shaped like a praying Jesus? More likely, he'll drop in a few coins of his own, beg forgiveness, and be on his way.