I Love You Toast Stamper

There are a lot of ways to say "I Love You." You can say it with flowers or candy. You can say it with a song or a poem. You can write it in the sky if you have an airplane, or you can write it in the snow if.... well, nevermind. The point is, people have been saying ""I Love You"" since 1927* or perhaps even earlier. And we're proud to present the strangest (and crunchiest) way to say it ever? With the I Love You Toast Stamper, you can now communicate your deepest feelings on a piece of toast. It's easy.... Just use the stamper to press the message into a piece of ordinary bread. Then pop it in the toaster. When it pops back out, your message will be emblazoned on toast forever more... or until someone eats it, which ever comes first. The 1927 date is just an approximation. It is possible that people used the phrase at a earlier time. For instance, it is rumored that Galileo muttered "I love you" to his telescope on the day he discovered the moons of Jupiter.