How to Kick Someone's Ass Book

This crazy and clever field guide to punishing the fools who cross you is pretty useful. Pick up tons of useful household items to use against your victim and play a crafty game of revenge. From planting vinegar in wine to placing ticks on a rude airline passenger, you will walk the line between legal and genious and look damn good doing it. 212 pages of maniacal mayhem. One example suggests investing in a bottle of habanero pepper sauce to delicately coat the tips of silverware in the victim's silverware drawer. Another involves the classic addition of cellophane over the toilet bowl and gathering the gel from diapers to destroy your victim's sinks.