Of course, the way the economy is going, that fantasy might soon be a reality.
But until then, there are these amazing Hobo Beans. This stupid candy begins with an actual metal can. Pop open the lid, and you'll discover it's chock full of baked beans with a delightful maple flavor.
Each 3-inch can contains100 beans -- total weight 3.53 ounces. No can-opener or open fire required. (shoes with holes in the sole, optional)