Glow in the Dark Duct Tape

You use Duct Tape for just about everything, right? To patch your leaky roof, Tape up a broken backpack, fix a broken rear-view mirror... Duct Tape is the answer to everything. Things just got even brighter because now you can Tape it all up and have it Glow! I mean I just thought of a billion more uses. I'm gonna trim my computer in it, make a cool Glowing brim for my hat, wrap all my packages in it, make a Glowing castle for all the neighborhood kids, lay it out in the street to catch on to car tires and ripple through the night. So much fun to be had when you make something Glow. I hope my parents love the Glow Duct Tape comforter I'm making for them now.