Comes packaged on a self-portrait
of the artist himself!

Mon Dieu!  It's 
VAN GOGH'S EAR

Art History books will tell you how a mentally disturbed Van Gogh offered his own severed ear to a prostitute as a token of his affection.  What they don't tell you is that Van Gogh actually used a "gag ear" an item readily available from any 19th century Parisian joke shop.  Quite a kidder, that Van Gogh -- the Jerry Lewis of the Impressionist School.  Continuing in this fine tradition of French visceral humor, Stupid.com is pleased to bring you  the very same type of fake ear which has brought smiles to even the grumpiest of French prostitutes for centuries.

The ear is life-sized, realistic and squishy.  Fool your friends into thinking you're a tortured artist without the pain factor.  

C'est Bon!

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