So wonderful, we can 
hardly contain ourselves!

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If you're like us (and we hope you're not), you spend WAY too much time at the computer. You work, play, read, and even eat in front of your monitor. In fact, if you didn't have to visit the bathroom once in a while, you'd NEVER leave your desk.

Well, now you don't have to. Thanks to the absolutely glorious --

-- INTERNET URINAL --

This is the ultimate productivity tool. It's made of  durable hard plastic (washable of course). It comes in fashionable colors and even has a female adapter so everyone can benefit. 

And listen up coffee drinkers:  Each Internet Urinal holds 32 fluid ounces. So drink up!