NOTE: No real human tongues were used to make the
Incredible Growing Tongue. (We wanted to make them with real tongues but no one at Stupid
Headquarters would volunteer.)
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Incredible
GROWING TONGUE
Put this tiny tongue in water, wait
awhile -- It will grow into an enormous tongue. Do you realize all the fun you can have
with this stupid novelty? You start with a small tongue and end up with a really big
tongue. Now do you see how GREAT THIS THING IS?
Okay, we'll be honest with you. We don't
understand the purpose of this dumb piece of junk. I guess that's why we put it up for
sale at Stupid.com. I mean, if we don't sell it, who will? Think about it.
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| Check out the equally disturbed 
Incredible
Growing Thumb
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- Growing
Body Parts Special -
Buy both the
INCREDIBLE GROWING TONGUE
and the
INCREDIBLE GROWING THUMB
YOU'VE REACHED OUR
OLD STORE FRONT.
TO ENTER OUR NEW STORE FRONT AND ACTUALLY BUY THIS OR OUR OTHER
STUPID PRODUCTS,
PLEASE CLICK
HERE
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