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Meet "Dr. Evil's Bag of Shhh!" Yes, that's the actual name of the item. And if you think the name is stupid, wait till you hear what it does...

Based on the villian from the Austin Powers movies, Dr.Evil's Bag of Shhh! is a sack made out of metallic silver cloth. When you squeeze Dr. Evil's Bag of Shhh! it says "Shhh!" in Dr. Evil's own voice.

Yep. That's it. Someone went through the trouble of licensing Dr. Evil's name, manufacturing these bags, and creating a digital voice microchip. (A battery is included, too.) All this, to make a brief "Shhh!" sound.

It's totally dumb, and we love it. We walk around Stupid Headquarters squeezing our Bags of Shhhh! at one another. How idiotic can you get?