Wanna make disgusting noises without sticking your
hand under your armpit? If you answered yes...
a)
you must be a hoot at parties
and
b) you need to buy Burple!
Burple
is an easy-to-use, state-of-the-art Rude Noise
Device (known
in the novelty trade as a RND).
Burple
has two cloth-covered bags at each end with a clear
tube between them. When you squeeze the bags, some
kind of ooze shoots through the tube. For some
scientific reason, this creates an amazing
assortment of rude sounds, most of the gastronomical
kind. (Are you impressed we don't use the word
fart?)
The
variety of sounds are endless... and endlessly
disgusting.
Gift
Suggestion: Give a Burple to your friend's kids and
your friends will hate you for life!
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