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Zit Popper Candy

$3.50



Quick, think of the most disgusting candy imaginable...

TIMES UP!

If you're truly sick like we are, you immediately thought of PIMPLE CANDY!

Well, sick minds think alike, because some troubled candy company has come out with ZIT POPPERS CANDY!

They're so gross, they might be worse than eating real zits. (Okay, we exaggerate.... but just a little.)

Each insane box of Zit Poppers Candy contains 3.25 ounces of candy zits. That's approximately 16 zits. (We can't believe we're even WRITING this.)

The zits are soft and sticky, and if you squeeze them hard enough, a bloody candy ooze seeps out. Those of you courageous enough to eat Zit Poppers will discover they have a wonderful strawberry and watermelon flavor. (We checked the box, and no actual blood, puss, or sputum is used in making the candy.)

By now, you're probably anxious to buy a box or two for yourself and special friends. But act quickly.... something so amazingly revolting can't possibly stay on the market for long.







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