Dog Poop Holiday Ornament

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas...in the form of a Dog Poop Holiday Ornament!

Actually, it does not smell at all. But this charming tree decoration is about as vile as an ornament can get.

The Dog Poop Tree Ornament is a beautifuly sculpted, sparkly-white figurine shaped like... oh, come on, we don't have to tell you. Just LOOK at it!

You may have seen the Yule Doos featured by Jay Leno on The Tonight Show. This glittering wonder hangs on a classy satin ribbon in festive holiday colors.

So this year, as you prepare for the holidays, hang something that will be remembered for countless Christmases to come -- Most likely in sentences like, "Whose idiotic idea was it to hang dog poop from our Christmas tree?"