Magic Tree To Santa

Here's something you don't see every day (unless you work in THIS madhouse) -- It's a little Christmas Tree that miraculously turns into Santa Claus.

"Magic Tree To Santa" begins with a green Christmas tree in a plastic container. When you fill it with water, the tree begins to fizz like an Alka Seltzer tablet. (or Fizzies, if you're old enough to remember them) Eventually, the tree dissolves completely, revealing a little Santa Claus in its place. You then dump out the water (which has turned green from the tree) and fill it again with clean water. Over the next three days, your Santa will grow... and GROW... and GROW!!!

When it's finished you'll have a large, wet Santa in a plastic cylinder. Now you might be thinking, "Hey, that's really stupid." And we couldn't argue with you one bit.