Wacky Waterblasters - Set of 4

WACKY
WATERBLASTERS

At Stupid.com, we're suckers for a stupid shape. Show us a piece of candy shaped like a walrus, or a pocketbook shaped like Grover Cleveland, and we'll buy it on the spot. (Then try to sell it to you, of course.)

So you can imagine our glee when we encountered these Wacky Waterblasters. They're the most bizarre water pistols we have ever seen.

There are four styles --

CUP OF SODA WATER PISTOL
This is the sneaky one. Friends will walk up to you, thinking you're holding a cold beverage. Little do they suspect that the straw is actually the barrel of the gun.

TOILET WATER PISTOL
Nobody's gonna think you're holding a real toilet. But when you shoot water (?) out of the bowl, it's just to funny for words. To make it even grosser, the toilet itself is decorated to be a filthy toilet.

HOT DOG WATER PISTOL
Make believe you're eating the frankfurter. Then, a friend gets close enough, let 'em have it. You will relish the experience! (Forgive us if we've used this pun elsewhere on this website. It's too bad to use just once.)

BLEEDING HAND WATER PISTOL
This one is just weird. It looks like a bloody, badly bandaged hand. There are oozing bandaids, and the water shoots from the tip of a bloody finger.

As you can see, the Wacky Waterblasters come in colorful packages. The package says the pistols can shoot water up to 20 feet 6 inches. That's so specific, it's hard to imagine they're lying, but we haven't measured it ourselves.