"My Wife Cares About The Environment" Shopping Bag

Guys, the things we do for love. We'll buy her things. Clean up after ourselves. Even put down the remote once in awhile. 

And NOW "she" wants us to save the whole damn world!

Are we gonna give in? Well, probably yes. And that's why we're selling this truly funny reusable shopping bag.

This bag tells the world that at least one person in your family cares about the environment -- and it's not you. The faux-canvas bag measures 16-1/2" by 13" and is actually quite useful for shopping or any other errand "she" may send you on. 

Yes, you'll be conserving paper and saving the rain forests. But most important, you'll be making "her" happy, so maybe she'll forgive you for.... well, you know what you did.