| There's nothing simpler than waving a flag. So let's make it REAL complicated and turn it into an electronic gadget.  Wag-A-Flag is a remarkable piece of stupid work. Gifted engineers, skilled musicians, and computer scientists teamed together to create a device that basically acts like a flag.
Well, okay, there's a little more to it than that... When you spin Wag-A-Flag around in your hand, it displays patriotic messages and images. Plus, it plays rousing American anthems. The messages you can choose are:
Old Glory
God Bless America
Home Sweet Home
USA
American Pride
America the Beautiful And the songs you can select are:
Star Spangled Banner
America
America the Beautiful
You're a Grand Old Flag
Yankee Doodle
Cavalry Charge And, as if this wasn't enough technology for a flag, you can also record your own personal message!!! So as you spin the Wag-A-Flag, you can hear your own voice saying things like "America Is Better Than Velveeta" or something like that. There's so much to this thing, that we're tired of describing it. If you really love America, you'll buy one. | 
