In the annals of food marketing, we doubt anybody ever named a food after a disease. Of course, some foods SOUND like diseases. For instance, "Oh my god, I have a severe case of guava!" No doubt, naming a food after a disease would be the ultimate in poor judgment.

So step up and meet Candy Viruses! Now you can catch a virus in three tasty flavors.

When you buy Candy Viruses, you actually get three little boxes of these ghoulish treats.

One box is called "The Cure" with candy shaped like a death skull. (we suppose death is a form of cure)

One box  is called "The Epidemic" with candy shaped like bacteria.

And the third box is called "The Virus," with candy shaped like a... well, it LOOKS like a germ wearing a big hat.

Ironically, the diseased candy tastes like healthy foods -- grape, apple, and strawberry. Nothing about Candy Viruses, makes sense. And that's why we're selling it!

All Three Boxes
for just $2.49!