The next time you're in your doctor's office, check out all the drug-related knick-knacks sitting around. You'll see Vioxx Memo Pads, Zoloft Clocks, and even a Xanax Soap Dispenser in the bathroom. The drug companies shower doctors with these things so they'll remember to prescribe their drugs.

Do doctors actually fall for this bribery? Big time.

We once was in a doctor's office decorated with a Prozac Clock, a Prozac Pencil Holder, and a Prozac Mouse Pad. So we weren't surprised when the doctor said, "I think what you need is Prozac." (We half expected him to pull a chain and release an avalanche of Prozac on top of us.)

And this brings us to the Viagra Reflex Hammer.

These things are not a toy -- They're medical quality instruments designed to actually be used in the examining room.  But maybe you can tell us: What part of the body is the doctor supposed to hit to determine if a patient needs Viagra or not?

The handle of the Reflex Hammer is stainless steel. At the top is a triangular rubber hammer head, roughly the color of a Viagra tablet. Our favorite feature is the replica Viagra Tablets that decorate both sides of the hammer. The handle also has a raised placard with Viagra Racing Team on it. (We're assuming Viagra sponsors a race car, though we don't know why they'd want to associate their product with rushing through something.)

We've sold a lot of strange things on Stupid.com, but none are stranger than the Viagra Reflex Hammer. Clearly, you weren't meant to own one of these.... they were made for doctors. God knows how much it cost Pfizer to custom-make these things, and I'm sure they never dreamed they'd end up on Stupid.com.

And now it can be yours. It's a great gift for that special stupid someone. Think of all the fun things you can do with your Viagra Reflex Hammer -- After all, isn't playing doctor what Viagra's all about?