USB MISSILE LAUNCHER

Pat Benetar sung "Love Is A Battlefield," but those of us with jobs know that the REAL battlefield is in the office. Backstabbers lurk behind every cubicle. Co-workers are ready to take you down in their bloodthirsty climb up that corporate ladder.

So how can you defend yourself?

With the USB MISSILE LAUNCHER!

This ingenious piece of desktop weaponry brings serious firepower to your office. The missile launcher, which stands about five inches high and 7 inches long, plugs into your computer's USB port. Using your computer's keypad, you have full control over the launcher -- You can ROTATE it to hone in on your target, TILT it to adjust trajectory, and FIRE the three foam rockets at unsuspecting officemates.

If you choose, you can also have corresponding sound effects to complete your fierce attack.

The USB Missile Launcher requires no batteries -- All the power is supplied by your computer's USB port. Included with your launcher is software that gives you control over your new favorite toy.

So arm your workspace with a USB Missile Launcher, and see how quickly you gain the respect of your fellow workers. (Of course, if the boss finds out, prepare yourself for a little fallout.)