USB HUMPING DOG

We had a big debate about the USB Humping Dog. The question was, "Should we sell it?" Estelle, who works in Accounts Payable, thought it was "adorable and harmless." Eddie in Accounts Receivable, though, threatened to quit if we "disgraced the good name of Stupid.com by selling such pornographic trash." (Even as we type this description, Eddie is busy packing his things in a cardboard box that once held Carnation Evaporated Milk.)

Play the stupid video to decide for yourself -- 

What can we say? The USB Humping Dog is so absolutely ridiculous, we have to offer it to you. Yes, it's kind of racy, but we bet it cracks you up as much as it does to us. He comes packaged as shown on left, and may be white, brown, or spotted.

As you can see in the photo and the movie clip, he's a little dog that plugs into your notebook's USB port. Once he's in, the energetic little pooch does what so many little pooches are famous for. And he'll keep at it until you yank him out.

There's really no point to the USB Humping Dog.  It's just so stupid, we have to sell it. Perhaps Eddie was right. Maybe we have disgraced the good name of Stupid.com. If you happen to see a bald-headed guy sleeping on the street beside an old Carnation box, please tell him he was right.