Cold War Unicorns

MR. STUPID WRITES:
Dear Stupid Visitor: I have been accused of writing very strange product descriptions. But the description for these Cold War Unicorns was so bizarre, that I have been forced to remove it from the website. Not only wasn't it helping to sell toy Unicorns, but it may have been chasing people away from Stupid.com altogether. So I have removed it. Below is a very normal product description taken from the manufacturer. If you want to see the original ad copy for Cold War Unicorns, you can find it here.

Cold War Unicorns Play Set
The Cold War Unicorns Play Set allows you to play out the intense struggle between two global superpowers in the majestic fantasy world of the Unicorn! Can the Communist Unicorn’s horn of classless social structure hold up against the Freedom Unicorn’s hooves of capitalist opportunity? Each hard vinyl unicorn is 3-3/4" tall with articulated joints for all sorts of dramatic poses.