Avenging Unicorn Play Set

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This time, it's mythical!!!

I you have ever dreamed of harnessing the power of the unicorn, here's your chance. The Avenging Unicorn Play Set has everything you need rid your life of irritations.

In each kid, you get a fully pose-able Unicorn with four interchangeable horns -- a classic spiral horn, a metalic chrome horn, a glow in the dark horn, and a priceless pearlescent hornn. And what fun is a unicorn without something to impale. So, in each get,  you'll find an obnoxious boss, an annoying new-age woman, and a universally-loathed mime.

By now you are surely asking yourself, "How can a Unicorn be so POINTLESS?" We wish we had a good answer for you.

We don't.