Umbrella Hat

So stupid-looking, we couldn't get
a model to wear one. We had to use a
manequin head. (and even he gave us a hard time)

You can't get much more stupid
than an...

UMBRELLA
HAT

There's something very sad about Umbrella Hats. They keep the sun off your head when it's sunny. They keep the rain off your face when it's raining. They're easy to use and fold up neatly when you're not wearing them.

So what's so sad about them?

This... They look so stupid on people!

You can be the next Albert Einstein, but if you wear an umbrella hat, you'll be treated like a complete moron. You can be the coolest thing since James Dean, wear an umbrella hat and see how quickly you'll be labeled a dork.

Yes, we at Stupid.com feel sorry for the lowly Umbrella Hat. And that's why we're selling them here. If you have a drop of feeling in you, you'll show you care by purchasing one or two.