Umbrella Hat

Make the wicked forces of nature like rain and harsh sunlight bow down before your Stupid Umbrella Hat.

Your hair will be forever protected so load on the gel, mousse and hairspray today!

Whenever someone sees you walking down the street in this practical fashion accesory they will writhe in jealousy.

NEVER reply: "Stupid", when asked where you got it because this Hat does NOT protect you from fists and angry mobs.

Open this umbrella indoors and out because you will be the luckiest person in the universe!

The umbrella cap is 21" diameter, 12" length when closed. 100% nylon rainbow pattern.

The elastic one-size-fits-all headband is great for sporting events, gag gifts, gardening, fishing, the beach, even pool or park events!