If you're like 97 out of 100 people, you thought of Hostess Twinkies. (Of the other 3, two thought of Velveeta and one thought of Fluffernutter.) But Twinkies is the all-time junk food champion. Hostess sells -- you ready? -- 500 MILLION Twinkies each year! If you were to lay them end-to-end, it would stretch from Boston to Cheech & Chong's house.

Well, now you can savor the unforgettable flavor of Twinkies all day long with this Twinkies Flavored Lip Balm. Just rub a little this protective lip balm on your smacker, and you'll be treated to the subtle, but unmistakable, taste for hours. And it's a guilt-free treat! Though it tastes like junk food, Twinkie Lip Gloss is actually nourishing for your lips. 

Each container comes packaged on a colorful card featuring Twinkie The Kid. (one of the more forgettable advertising icons, if you ask us)

So treat your lips to Twinkies Lip Balm. And when we find Velveeta Lip Gloss, we'll sell that too.