TOAST WALLET

We went to our local grocery store and bought ourselves an entire loaf of bread just to prove one thing:  this TOAST WALLET is perfectly proportioned and looks like the real McCoy.  Then we did something really, um, stupid.  We made toast.  And we left it right next to the wallet.

Well, you can imagine what happened next – at the weekly office breakfast we hold once a month, Henry from the mail room actually ate the wallet. (To be perfectly honest, Henry knew it was a wallet. He's otherwise normal, but he likes to eat wallets.)

So what did we learn from all this? The TOAST WALLET is the best place to store your hard-earned bread!  And until someone comes out with a baloney-sandwich wallet, we will stand by that statement.

 The TOAST WALLET measures 4-1/4” wide x 5-1/2” high and opens to 10-1/2”.  Inside, there are two compartments for bills, and eight slots (four on each side) for credit cards, business cards, Get Out Of Jail Free cards – whatever!  The wallet is well made from genuine “faux leather,” ("faux" is a French word meaning "if you think it's real you're dumber than we thought") .

The TOAST WALLET makes a great and valuable gift – especially if you slip a twenty inside before you give it.