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 Somewhere
at M.I.T. or IBM, an army of brilliant scientists
dedicated their lives to inventing the microchip that
powers the Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser. Oh
sure, the microchips have also been used in things like
computers and space shuttles. But we're certain it's the
Talking TP Dispenser that makes them swell with pride.
The
Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser is amazing -- It allows you
to record your own personal message that will be played
every time someone pulls some paper off the roll.
Your message can be rude, funny, musical, or -- if you're
really twisted -- romantic. You get 6 seconds of recording
time, which is enough time to surprise anyone. It's so
funny they'll drop their pants. (Which, now that we think
of it, should already dropped.)
 The
Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser operates on 2 AAA batteries
and fits most toilet paper holders. The microphone is
built right in, so you can record your message over and
over again.
So on
behalf of the Novelty Industry, we salute the scientists
who brought us this amazing device. Keep up the good work,
and be assured that your schooling and dedication is being
put to good use! |
