Turtle Hat

We've been passing around a petition at Stupid Headquarters. In it, we demand that the boss stop making us pose in stupid hats. Every time he finds a new hat to sell, he runs in and out of offices, looking for some sucker to pose for a picture.  Well, we simply refuse to do it anymore.

The Boss must have gotten the point, because he was forced to pose himself with the Turtle Hat. You will see him smiling like an idiot on the bottom of the left hand column.

Since we're not wearing it, we have to admit that it is kind of cute. It features a green turtle with yellow feet and a yellow head with big eyes. It's about 16-inches long and made from plush polyester. It is fully lined, which allows it to be worn by a child, and an adult, or a grow-up child like the Boss.

The Turtle Hat is perfect for a picnic, a pool party, or a day at the beach (especially if you like getting attention). We love this hat, but we're still glad the Boss posed with it and not one of us. It's bad enough telling people we work for Stupid.com without plastering our faces all over the website wearing ridiculous headgear.