| DELUXE VERSION
Copper tongs for maximum tantalizing effect!
New Rosewood Handle
making it classy as well as tantalizing! 
Your life will be
changed forever! Deluxe Gift Version
only $14.99!
NEW
MINI HEAD MASSAGER 
JUST $8.99! | AMAZING
MINDBLOWING
HEAD TANTALIZERS 
Listen closely, 'cause we're only going to say this like a THOUSAND times... THIS THING IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING What is a Head Tantalizer? It is the coolest, most stimulating HEAD MASSAGER on this or any other planet. If you were at Stupid Headquarters, we'd sit you in a chair this instant, use it on your head, and you would buy one in a second. It's that great. But since this is the internet, you can only read this corny text and take our word for it. But know this... WE GUARANTEE YOU WILL LOVE THIS THING.... IT WILL BE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND... OR RETURN IT FOR A FULL REFUND OF EVERY CENT YOU PAID INCLUDING SHIPPING.
(But you won't send it back because you will love it as much as we do.) So, again, WHAT IS IT?
It's kind of a spider-shaped device made from metal. The metal arms act as a conductor tapping into your bodies electrical fields. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?
You (or someone you're close with) lowers it onto your head and twists, turns, and lifts it. The ends of the metal arms move all over your scalp, stimulating thousands of pressure points and nerve endings. BIG DEAL? WHAT HAPPENS?
To begin with, you will tingle all over -- from your head all the way down to your big toe. Most likely, you will also get goosebumps or your hair will stand on end. Ultimately, shivers will move up and down your spine, sending you into a state of utter bliss. DO THEY REALLY WORK?
Yes, it does. It is that cool. We guarantee it.
TWO STYLES TO CHOOSE | | DELUXE
HEAD TANTALIZER This luxury version has an African rosewood handle, thick solid copper fingers for maximum flexibility, and comes in a black velvet bag. A stimulating gift for just $14.99. | MINI
HEAD MASSAGER This smaller version works just like the big head massager, but is a fraction of the price. It has a copper-toned aluminum handle and stainless steel arms. Even though it's small enough to stick in your handbag, it'll still send shivers up and down your spine. Best yet, it's just $8.99!It has a copper-toned aluminum handle and stainless steel arms. Even though it's small enough to stick in your handbag, it'll still send shivers up and down your spine. Best yet, it's just $8.99! | |
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