Contrary to what you see on this website, Stupid.com does not encourage torturing animals. Many people think we are horrible human beings, because we sell so many items that simulate animal mistreatment. We've sold hundreds of toys such as the Pig Catapult and Choke The Chicken, each of which did something malicious to one of God's creatures.  Please believe us that we have NEVER choked a real chicken in our life, nor have we sent a pig flying by using a catapult.  (we used a huge rubber band)

And in this tradition, we bring you TRAPPED RAT! It looks like a big, fat rat on a big mousetrap.  There is a motion detector built into the trap -- When someone walks past, the mousetrap springs closed with a loud snap, pinning the rat underneath. The rat begins to struggle and squirm as he says one of NINE DIFFERENT PHRASES.

What does a rat say? Well, parents, we must warn you that some of the rat's ravings are pretty racy, so this is not for small kids. Some of the quotes we CAN print are, "I'll never spread the plague in your dirty laundry again!" an "Okay, I'm sorry about the crap in the cupcakes." (I guess that one is racy, too.)

Trapped Rat operates on 3 AA batteries (which ARE included) and comes in the sick box shown above. Sure, it's a nasty toy. And you'll feel guilty every time you laugh at it --  which will be often.