Toxic Waste Candy

Think sour. Think real sour. Think painfully, hazardously sour. Then double it. And you may have an idea about Toxic Waste Candy.

We'll tell you right off, that you'll probably regret putting this excruciating stuff in your mouth. But when you tough it out... IF you tough it out... you'll have a sense of accomplishment that most mortals never experience.

Toxic Waste Candy is so powerful, it comes in little industrial drums. Inside you will find candy in five ultra-sour flavors.

This amazing candy is devious and possibly evil. It has an outside layer that is so sour, it approaches intolerable. But once you get passed it, you're rewarded with a delicious sweet flavor. So you can relax, right? WRONG!

Just when you think it's safe, you reach the super-sour double-action core. POW! Each drum of Toxic Waste contains 1.7 ounces of candy, which is probably 1.6 ounces more than you'll care to eat.