Tickle Me Freud

     So stupid it gives us a nosebleed...

Dementophobia is the Fear of Insanity. And if you suffer from it, you better keep away from Tickle Me Freud. Because if you're not insane already, this twisted toy will drive you over the edge.

You should also not buy one if you suffer from Geliophobia (Fear of Laughter), because Tickle Me Freud will crack you up. When you press Sigmund's foot, he shakes and lets out a peculiar series of laughs and giggles that'll have you laughing along with him.

Tickle Me Freud is made of cuddly plush and stands (sits actually) about 11 inches high. He runs on batteries, which are included. If you suffer from Rectophobia, you may have trouble replacing them. (You're gonna have to look that one up yourself.)

So if you don't suffer from any of the above phobias, buy yourself a Tickle Me Freud. Just don't show it to friends who suffer from Zelophobia (Fear of Jealousy), because once they see it, they're gonna wish they own it themselves.