Toast Clock

Hickory Dickory Dock
Toast is now a clock.
It has no crumbs.
But still it's dumb.
Hickory Dickory Dock.

This tasteful (and tasty) timepiece looks like a giant piece of toast. The Toast Clock measures 10-1/4" x 9" and runs on one AA battery. It's the greatest thing to happen to sliced bread since, well.... you know what we mean.