GUMMY
T-BONE STEAK

As far as we're concerned, you can't eat too much meat. If it were up to us, we'd have bacon for breakfast, hamburgers for lunch, and steak for dinner. We'd eat Mocha Sirloin-Chip Hagan Daz and brush our teeth with  Porkchop- flavored Crest.

But since we live in the real world (or so they tell us), we must limit our meat-intake to "reasonable" amounts. And that's why we love this product so much --

GUMMY T-BONE STEAK is a hefty cut of 100% Grade-A gummy candy that will satisfy your meat craving without clogging your pulmonary artery.  The strawberry-flavored treat comes packaged on a plastic tray, just like real meat in a supermarket. The T-Bone Steak  measures an impressive 4-3/4" x 3-1/2", weighing in at  just under 3 ounces.

So the next time you're at school or in your car and get that craving for meat in your loins, just start gnawing on a delicious Gummy T-Bone Steak. You'll feel a whole lot better, even if people stare at you like you're insane.