Talk To Your Father Breath Spray

Wouldn't it be nice if you could actually communicate with your father on some level? Well, up until now, that goal has been a complete fantasy. But thanks to this amazing spray, you can now speak to your dad and have him understand part or all of what you are saying!

"Communicate With Your Father Effectively Breath Spray" is specially formulated to enhance understanding between you and your "ol' man." Just take a toke of this delicious spearmint spray and begin a conversation with Pop. Before you know it, you two will be exchanging all sorts of useful information that will lead to better understanding and mutual respect.

And if it doesn't, your breath will be minty fresh as you storm out of the room while he calls you a slut.