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Cap'N Danger the Stunt Monkey

$14.50



 

If you ever watched one of the old Tarzan movies, you probably thought Cheetah was a heck of a chimp. He would swing through the trees -- jump off waterfalls -- taunt ferocious lions -- and do it all with a toothy smile. 

Well, we hate to reveal one of cinema's darkest secrets, but Cheetah the Chimp did not do his own stunts. That credit must be given to Hollywood's unsung hero -- the Stunt Monkey. Just like human movie stars, celebrity monkeys were valuable assets to the studios and could not be put at risk. So while Bonzo was in his air-conditioned trailer getting a pedicure, a fearless Stunt Monkey was on the backlot, driving a runaway banana truck off a cliff. 

We feel that Stunt Monkeys should be given the credit they deserve, and so we proudly offer CAP'N DANGER THE STUNT MONKEY. This parachuting primate doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear." You can take him to the highest peaks, toss him off, and Cap'n Danger will parachute down grinning from ear to ear.

The 4" tall monkey is made from durable plastic, and is attached to a parachute that's 26" around. You can either throw him in the air or drop him from some lofty spot. Either way, his parachute will pop and he will safely glide back down. 

REMOVABLE PARACHUTE HARNASS

For EXTRA fun, you can remove the parachute harness from Cap'n Danger and put it on any standard Action Figure. For instance, think how much fun it will be to toss our Librarian Action Figure out the window!

The packaging is really funny, with Cap'n Danger cleverly displayed in the box's window.   They say we're descended  from monkeys, and thanks to Cap'n Danger, you can actually watch a monkey descend!

 







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