Surfing the web is dangerous business. Viruses... stock scams... and banner ads for hair replacement lurk behind every corner. But now you can protect yourself by purchasing a statue of SAINT ISADORE
The Patron Saint of the Internet Who was Saint Isadore? Way back in the 6th Century, he put together a 20-volume reference book titled "The Etymologies." It was the internet of its day, enlightening thousands over the centuries. (It's now a division of Microsoft.) The St. Isadore Statue is not some cheap plastic novelty, mind you. It is a magnificent work of hand-painted ceramic, standing 7 inches tall with remarkable detail. He holds a metal shepherd's staff as he studies a holy text. Look at the pensive expression on St. Isadore's face -- You can almost hear him thinking, "All my good deeds and I wind up on Stupid.com? God, are you testing me?" (The St. Isadore also comes in a heavenly gift box shown on the left.) Besides the internet, St. Isadore is the Patron Saint of computer users and technicians -- basically he looks after us geeks. Place this magnificent statue near your computer and let Isadore protect your technical world. May all your web surfing be blessed. | 
