They said it couldn't be done! Some GENIUS has perfected something that was already perfect. That brilliant invention called The Spork has now been bested with the SUPER SPORK!

A common spork is an eating utensil with a spoon on one end and a fork on the other. But the SUPER Spork also has a knife built right in!

So now you can eat with one hand -- scooping with the spoon, stabbing with the fork, and cutting with the knife -- while your other hand does whatever it damn well pleases. 

The Super Spork was made in Sweden and comes in various colors (our choice). According to the package, it was designed by the renowned Scandinavian designer Joachin Nordwall. Our stupid hats go off to you, Mr. Nordwall -- your Super Spork has now joined the Pantheon of weird eating utensils!