Salvador Dali Surreality Watch

Q: What time is it when a surrealist sits on your fence?
A:  A spider descends beside the bleeding fountain.

This amazing watch is so strange it's... well, surreal. It features a self-portrait of Salvador Dali against a blue sky and barren landscape.  As it ticks, an ant crawls around the circumference of the face, representing the decay that eventually awaits us all. Dali himself sports a huge mustache which also moves, serving as the hands of the watch.

You might think that the watch operates on the Surrealist movement, but it actually has a quality quartz movement.  The watch comes in a striking metal box, making it a superb present for the art lover or philosopher in your circle of friends. Best of all, The Salvador Dali Surreality Watch is 100% guaranteed not to melt over the edge of the table.