COWBOY BOOT
SIDEBURNS

You can always tell a real cowboy by his facial hair. After a few weeks of riding the range, cowboys take on a scruffy hairiness that separates them from lesser girly men.

And now you can emulate these American heroes with these genuine artificial Cowboy Boot Sideburns.

You get two thick, hairy sideburns in a package. The synthetic hair sideburns have adhesive backing so they stick snugly to your face. 

Oh, and did we mention that the sideburns are shaped like cowboy boots? So not only will you look macho, but you'll look stupid to boot!