What? Sucking on a rat is not gross enough for you? What if you shove it in a trash can and squish it around first? Sound good? Then we have the perfect candy for you...

RATZ-RIFFIC is a masterpiece of disgusting confection engineering. You get two rat lollipops and a garbage can with popping candy crystals inside. To, er, enjoy this treat, first you suck on a rat. Then remove the lid from the trash can and shove the rat inside. If you squish it around a bit, you can cover the rat with popping candy crystals.

Then, stick the whole thing back in your mouth and suck the popping candy off the rat. When the popping dies down, lick the rat again and start all over!

(WARNING: Please don't try this with a real rat. We learned the hard way it's not nearly as tasty.)