Remote Controlled Rat

This is one EVIL TOY.

It's kind of like those radio controlled cars except it's.... well, it's a radio controlled RAT.

 Using the cordless remote, you can make the hideous, life-sized rodent travel up to 50 feet away.  When you press the buttons, the rat's eyes light up an evil red. He glides along quietly, so you can really sneak up on friends, co-workers, or even teachers should you be in the mood to get kicked out of school.