Rock Paper Scissors Candy

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
CANDY

Rock Paper Scissors is the easiest game in the world to play. The rules are simple. Any two people can play it anywhere.  And you don't have to buy anything. 

So, a Rock Paper Scissors toy makes no sense whatsoever. Yet, that is what we're selling in the form of Rock Paper Scissors Candy.

Not only doesn't this thing make it simpler.... it makes it HARDER to play. That doesn't mean it isn't fun. But it is definitely stupid.

You get a plastic hand with two buttons on it. Press one button, and the mechanical hand forms the "scissors" position. Press the other, and the hand clenches into the "rock" formation. Leave the buttons alone, and you have the "paper" position. So instead of using your own hand to play, you can use this robotic substitute instead.

Each Rock Paper Scissors Candy consists of a mechanical hand with a tube full of delicious cylindrical candy. (We suppose you can compete with others for the candy.) The candy is strange flavors, such as Cotton Candy and Root Beer.

No doubt about it, this is a ridiculous product. We should be embarrassed to sell it, but we're not.