ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
CANDY
Rock Paper Scissors is the
easiest game in the world to play. The rules are simple. Any two people
can play it anywhere. And you don't have to buy anything.
So, a Rock Paper Scissors
toy makes no sense whatsoever. Yet, that is what we're selling in the form
of Rock Paper Scissors Candy.
Not only doesn't this thing
make it simpler.... it makes it HARDER to play. That doesn't mean it isn't
fun. But it is definitely stupid.
You get a plastic hand with
two buttons on it. Press one button, and the mechanical hand forms the
"scissors" position. Press the other, and the hand clenches into
the "rock" formation. Leave the buttons alone, and you have the
"paper" position. So instead of using your own hand to play, you
can use this robotic substitute instead.
Each Rock Paper Scissors
Candy consists of a mechanical hand with a tube full of delicious cylindrical
candy. (We suppose you can compete with others for the candy.)
The candy is strange flavors, such as Cotton Candy and Root Beer.
No doubt about it, this is a
ridiculous product. We should be embarrassed to sell it, but we're not.
Oh we suppose we must mention: You must buy two to compete with them)
