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Rock Candy Crystals

Rock Candy Crystals

Original Price: 2.49

$1.25





Getting cavities used to be a long, drawn out process. Even with all the technology we have today, it took FOREVER for severe tooth decay to set in.

Well, no longer. Rotten teeth is just around the corner thanks to Rock Candy Crystals.

Each box contains a hefty 2.5 ounces of pure, 100% sugar candy crystals. It's amazing that something so simple can be so utterly delicious and satisfying. Just pour some crystals on you palm, toss it into your mouth, and you're in sugar heaven. Or, live dangerously and pour it directly from the box into your mouth. Either way, you're in for the sugar rush of your life.

And as you savor your Rock Candy Crystals, try not to think of your molars and bicuspids dissolving away in your mouth. Some taste treats are just worth it.





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