Pirate Toast Stamper

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PIRATE TOAST STAMPER

Do you find breakfast-time as unpleasant as walking the plank? Then you might want to check out the Pirate Toast Stamper.

It takes an ordinary slice of bread and turns it into a tempting morsel fit for a captain's table. Just press the plastic Pirate Toast Stamper into a piece of bread, remove it, then drop your bread in the toaster. When it pops out, your toast will be emblazoned with the menacing image of a skull and crossed swords!

Slap on some butter or jam, and you're ready to sail. And by the way, do you know where a pirate keeps his jam? In a jarrrrrrrrrrgh! (Abandon hope all ye' who laughed at that joke.)