POTTY
PUTTER
Why waste time on the toilet,
when you can use it to get ready for the U.S. Open! Potty Putter contains
everything you need for an exciting round of golf while you are waiting
for nature to takes its course. Potty
Putter begins with a custom-shaped PUTTING GREEN that sits around your
toilet. It also has a cup with a flag, a specially-sized putter, and 2
golf balls. And since you're likely to spend a LOT more time in the john,
you also get an OCCUPIED SIGN to hang on the doorknob. Did
you ever wonder how Tiger Woods got so good? One word -- practice! And now
every moment you spend on the porcelain goddess can be spent improving
your game. Before long, you'll be sinking puts from 8, 12, or even 16
inches away! Think what that will do for your confidence, not to mention
your constipation! And you never have to worry about a water trap, because
you'll be sitting on top of it. | 
