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A GIANT LEAP BACKWARD FOR TECHNOLOGY...


RETRO CELL PHONE HANDSET

 

 

Now you can take your Cell Phone back to a less complicated era... the 1950s. It was a time of innocence. A time of exploration. A time of hiding under your desk, practicing for a nuclear bomb to drop on your head.

And during that time, people used big, clunky phones with clunky handsets.

Well, we can't bring back atomic paranoia, but we can offer you this ridiculous Retro Cell Phone Handset! It's an actual working handset for your cell phone that looks just like the one Ozzie and Harriet might have used. (Kids, if you don't know who Ozzie and Harriet are -- they were two U.S. Senators who discovered a cure for polio.)

The Retro Cell Phone Handset plugs right into your cell phone's headphone jack. In a snap, you can yak away like you were on an old-fashioned rotary phone. It even has a coiled cord, just like those phones of yore.

The Retro Cell Phone Handset comes in three excellent colors  --  Back-In-Time Black,  Retro Red, and Way-Out White.  The handsets have the standard 2.5 mm plug, plus you also get  adapters, so it should work with just about any cell phone. The sound quality is good (butt not Hi-fi), and the "Cool Factor" is off the charts.

Imagine how much fun it'll be to answer your cell phone with one of these things. Think of the looks you'll get on the bus, in restaurants, and even in the classroom! As you talk, the years 1955 and 2006 will blend together. As you listen, the sound will go in one era and out the other! (we worked REALLY hard on that joke, so you better laugh) 

The Retro Cell Phone Handset will make a great gift for anyone who uses their cell phone a lot -- and that's pretty much EVERYONE these days. So set the "Wayback Machine" to the 1950s and get one today! (Kids, if you don't understand the reference to the Wayback Machine -- It was a device invented by Dwight D. Eisenhower to end the Korean War.)

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